In a world where we are constantly aiming to better ourselves both mentally and physically, lets admit it, we ALLLLL have a few guilty pleasures.....
Maybe yours is something you eat, or something you do .. or something you watch??...Jersey Shore perhaps??? lol
Mine is what I listen to..... ( ok ok i like Jersey Shore too)
I was driving home from the grocery store this morning and 'Ke$ha' came on the radio. Without a second thought, I reached for the volume knob and UPPPPP it went!!!
So I started to listen to the words.. lol
Have you ever spoken the words to one of your favorite top 40 songs? Not sing them, but speak them. My room mate and I do this sometimes and we end up in hysterical laughter.
here, I'll help you out.........and don't pretend like you don't know and LOVE these songs even a little bit.
**REMEMBER TO SPEAK THE WORDS AT A NORMAL PACE!!!)
Ke$ha - we are who we are:
Got that glitter on my eyes Stockings ripped all up the side
We're dancing like we're dumb-dumb-du-du-du-dumb
We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars
Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes, hard
Ke$ha - Tik Tok:
'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Kardinal Offishall- body bounce
Ahhh shit here we go again, I'm lookin' at you but I'm seein' your friends,
Both my hands fit around her waist, Her astronauts takin' up my space, yo,
I'm about to launch my rocket, Take off your clothes and reach in my pocket,
Grab the controller, similar to wii, It's a game and imma let you beat me
** Please hahah speak it slowly... this just kills me**
NOW FOR MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
Tao Cruz - Dynamite
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite Brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
And remember people..... TOTALLY WEALTHY because of these songs!!! Aaaaand we buy it, we listen and we dance, and we 'throw our hands up'
I like to think of myself as a relatively mature individual with high morals and a taste for beautiful music, and now as I type this I laugh out loud at myself. I flippin LOVE top 40 music and these are pretty typical lyrics found in any one of them.
Regardless of intelligent lyrics or not, music makes me happy and "mature" or not, i will always turn the volume knob up when Ke$ha hits the radio.
WHO'S WITH ME????
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